I got this mid-week meme from agirlnamedtimi.blogspot.com - since I haven't written anything in a while here goes!:
1) I love to read your magazines and will sit quietly and read them and ignore you!
2) I don't normally help myself to anything so if I help myself at your house you know you are in my inner circle.
3) Please don't invite me to any event and just happen to have a single male friend there and try to secretly set us up - I can see right through the bull shit and I will find my own losers thank you very much! Now I understand some people have single male friends - but I think we all know what we're talking about here...
4) I will eat just about anything and pick off the stuff I don't like, but I'm not really a fan of cured meats - bacon, pepperoni, etc.